American Airlines statement press conference regarding loose Boeing 757 seats

American Airlines Minister of Flight Attendants, The Aluminum Lady, makes a statement regarding safety concerns at at American Airlines including...

CatAAstrophy at AA with Kitty Johnson

American Airlines is canceling flights amid a maintenance crisis and high employee sick calls that are a result of management disarray at the...

Aluminum Lady 1 Movie Trailer of American Airlines Flight Attendant Drama

From their Dallas/Ft. Worth Headquarters to the lavish American Airlines London Townhouse, this historical drama will keep you on the edge of your...

The evil mAAster Plan

The Aluminum Lady is planning to replace each and every person currently working at American Airlines with cheap labor that only hangs around for a...

The Penguins Outsourcing is for the birds

The Aluminum Lady has found a way to do away with all of her current American Airlines employees and replace them with a new workforce that not only...