I am told the portrait is flattering. I agree, which is why it was approved.
This tee features my likeness in classic line art — composed, iconic, and gazing slightly past you toward shareholder value. Wearing it signals refinement, loyalty, and a healthy understanding of where you stand in the organizational chart.
The 100% cotton construction maintains sharp lines around the edges, much like our messaging. It pairs well with layered streetwear, unpaid listening sessions, and quiet reflection on all that Management does for those of you down in the trenches.
Wear me close to your heart. It is the nearest to Leadership most of you will be permitted.
Product Details
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico
Disclaimers
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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