Workforce innovation has waddled into the future.
This mug commemorates the North Pole Job Fair, where Headquarters explored supplementing the flight attendant workforce with penguins. The findings were encouraging. Penguins are economical, obedient, pre-uniformed, and content to overnight in a beverage cart drawer, which aligns nicely with our current layover hotel strategy.
To be clear, no crew members are being replaced. They are being supplemented, which is a softer word we are very proud of.
The mug itself is glossy, sturdy, and available in three sizes. It withstands the microwave, the dishwasher, and repeated review of the org chart.
Thank you for supporting staffing efficiencies you were not consulted about.
Product Details
Whether you’re drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between, this mug is for you, provided you remain open to new and exciting staffing efficiencies.
• Ceramic
• Available in 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz sizes
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ high × 3.2″ diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ high × 3.3″ diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ high × 3.7″ diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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