I did not authorize this mug.
The phrase “Operational Optimization” was developed by Headquarters at considerable expense to describe the removal of things you liked. It was never intended for public use, and certainly not with quotation marks around it, which Legal advises can imply skepticism.
Nevertheless, the mug exists. It holds coffee, tea, or whatever gets you through a schedule that has been optimized. Each sip is an opportunity to reflect on all that Management does with the resources formerly allocated to you.
Available in three sizes, because choice remains important to us in beverage containers, if nowhere else.
Purchase is voluntary. Non-purchase is noted for the file.
Product Details
Whether you’re drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between, this mug is for you, provided you understand that “for you” is a phrase management reserves the right to optimize.
• Ceramic
• Available in 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz sizes
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ high × 3.2″ diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ high × 3.3″ diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ high × 3.7″ diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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